Rounding up all these ads was very humorous, but also very difficult to choose which ones to feature. Here are my top 7 picks
#7 – Luck Strike Cigarettes
It does suppress one’s appetite. Truth in advertising at it’s best.
#6 – Lysol Brand Douche
All caused by poor feminine hygiene. With Lysol you can “ensure daintiness” and “help protect your married happiness.”
#5 – Camel Cigarettes
Doctors choosing cigarettes amuses me to start with, but then they talk about your t-zone. Dermatologists would disagree about their definition of t-zone.
#4 – Whiskey Tooth Paste
I would definitely brush three times a day if this was still around. It had to have been super effective at killing bacteria. Just don’t brush and drive!
#3 – Parker Pens
The pen that is as lady-like as you are. A compact pen for those dainty hands, ladies.
#2 – Caswells Tapeworm Pills
If you haven’t ever had a tapeworm, consider yourself lucky. If you don’t know about them, then look up a little info on wiki (just not right around meal time). They can cause serious damage for over a decade and can multiply vastly in one’s body, not just their stomach. But thank God they are sanitized, otherwise that’d be gross.
#1 – Carpool Ad
Don’t be such a nazi!
Those were my favorites from my finds. Remember folks….